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  1. “All television is children’s television.”
    ~Richard P. Adler

  2. “Things are only impossible until they’re not.”
    ~Jean-Luc Picard

  3. “Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians.”
    ~Chester Bowles

  4. “Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.”
    ~G. K. Chesterton

  5. “There is no greater mistake than the hasty conclusion that opinions are worthless because they are badly argued.”
    ~Thomas H. Huxley

  6. “Don’t wear your heart on your sleeve when your remarks are off the cuff.”
    ~Elvis Costello

  7. “Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.”
    ~Benjamin Franklin

  8. “How do you govern a country which has 246 different kinds of cheese?”
    ~Charles De Gaulle

  9. “One man scorned and covered with scars still strove with his last ounce of courage to reach the unreachable stars; and the world will be better for this.”
    ~Joe Darion

  10. “The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.”
    ~William Arthur Ward

  11. “It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.”
    ~Andrew J. Holmes

  12. “Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.”
    ~Pablo Picasso

  13. “When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race.”
    ~H.G. Wells

  14. “Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.”
    ~George Bernard Shaw

  15. “I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
    ~Whitney Brown

  16. “You have just dined, and however scrupulously the slaughterhouse is concealed in the graceful distance of miles, there is complicity.”
    ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

  17. “I think if you want to eat more meat you should kill it yourself and eat it raw so that you are not blinded by the hypocrisy of having it processed for you.”
    ~Margi Clark

  18. “When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion.”
    ~Abraham Lincoln

  19. “Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others.”
    ~Groucho Marx

  20. “I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.”

  21. “The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page.”
    ~Saint Augustine

  22. “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”
    ~Stephen Wright

  23. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
    ~Steve Martin

  24. Q: What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
    A: Make me one with everything.

  25. “I have the world’s largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world. Perhaps you’ve seen it.”
    ~Stephen Wright

  26. “There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.”
    ~Stephen Wright

  27. “There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign.”
    ~Robert Louis Stevenson

  28. “Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.”
    ~Mark Twain

  29. “People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home.”
    ~Dagobert D. Runes

  30. “Not all those who wander are lost.”
    ~J.R.R. Tolkien

  31. “Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine.”
    ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

  32. “The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.”
    ~Elbert Hubbard

  33. “Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.”
    ~Henry David Thoreau

  34. “Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each.”
    ~Henry David Thoreau

  35. “They fail, and they alone, who have not striven.”
    ~Thomas Bailey Aldrich

  36. “The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.”
    ~Mahatma Gandhi

  37. “Whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
    ~Mark Twain

  38. “People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character.”
    ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

  39. “Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.”
    ~George Bernard Shaw

  40. “Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances of survival for life on earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.”
    ~Albert Einstein

  41. We have enough youth.
    How about a fountain of smart?

  42. “I saw that.”

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